Sunday, February 8, 2009

Rules !

Finally in the gruesome battle between boredom and laziness -the latter lost and this blog was born .Starting a blog was on the back of my mind since long but the sudden wave of boredom and joblessness in Bangalore has resulted in the pre-mature birth of "With Malice towards One and All" . For an inherently lazy person like me(Imagine collecting ur sem 2 laundry in sem 3 :D) starting a blog is indeed a big achievement!!!So since this is the first post and I am just getting started let me post a few Rules/Facts with respect to the blog :

Rules:

1)Not everything in the blog is true ....a few things here n there might be twisted a bit to make good reading .However few universal truths like the fact that Rajnikanth and Mithun Da are the stalwarts of Indian cinema must be acknowledged at all times . No nonsense against them will be tolerated.
2)Seriousness should be avoided in all likelihood .The posts with serious and thought provoking topics would be tagged.
3)'Blog and Banter' would include Malice towards all -politics , movies ,people and the author !
4)Though the name of the blog is "With Malice towards One and All " it has 'More' to it than just 'Blog and Banter' .I would also be sharing my PS-2 experiences ,opinions and other interesting incidents on the blog.
5)The language would contain dialects of a typical BITSian lingo .Hence, you are advised to get used to it.
6)The writer is not a sadist !! The posts are in general meant to provide entertainment to the readers (and earn me a few Google hits !).If anyone feels offended (due to something written by me) please let me know .(I'll try to post it at some place where you dont get to see it !)

So after all the marketing done thanks to my Gtalk status messages the blog is finally up .Well for the past few days I have been working to make a good debut .Trust me this blog appears tougher to write than a Statement of Purpose! And today as I am finally writing my first post i am a bit nervous as to how people would react .All are welcome to give in their comments(read:appreciation :P) and suggestions. Your comments would encourage me to write more (non) sense and I hope to come up with some nice stuff in the future.


Cheers,
Yours Truly


23 comments:

  1. congos bro for getting into the rat race of blogging...nice start though....aage dekhte hain tera vyangya aur tera swabhimaan kitna umad kar bahar nikalta hai....but one ques y a blogger dude??

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  2. @Avinash : Thanks bhai for the encouragement !not a rat race actually ...This is different !:) aur waise bhi jab zindagi main sab kuch try kiya ja sakta hain to blogging kyun nahin ??...Right Avinash !.

    Cheers!

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  3. finally my son has made me proud!!!

    Yours sincerely,
    A proud dad

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  4. @arpit !! ..audience let me introduce you to "arpit " one of his kind ..he took an overdose of herbal viagra and thinks tht evry other guy tht he meets is his son ..typical syndrome :P ..i must say !

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  6. As your senior here(u can't refute it :P),I welcome to the world of blogging!

    I am quite wary of writing my suggestions coz I am not that keen on reading more of your nonsense. And I don't agree with your Post1 --> Rule 6) ---> First statement . Please check your 'facts' before publishing them online.

    But I applaud you for being able to state in public that your first post is not upto the mark, and that you plan on improving your writing skills ;)


    just joking... ATB for your endeavor :)

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  7. Bhasin God...

    finally the Champ(U) is here.. ;)

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  8. @NAL'I'n'I'(i hope i got it correct this time )! ..thanks for ur comments and words of encouragement :)....and agreed tht u r my senior :)...btw no need to delete the criticism !i guess you forgot u are free to ridicule the author too !

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  9. @boxer bhai thanks ki aap hamare blog pe padhare ...bas apni guidance aur encouragement dete rehna aur bhai ki posts pe ache comments karna !!:P

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  10. bilkul bilkul....jab zindagi me sab kuch kiya jaa sakta hai to blog bhi likh hi sakte hain...waise how many flavors of life have u tasted till date...how abt writing ur next post on this

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  11. ps2 is best place 2 start blogging.. coz the gr8est blogger (myself obb!) started during ps2..
    in rule 1.. add himesh
    rule 2.. u must tell ppl wen 2 laugh.. coz most dumb guys who read our blogs dont get our high quality jokes! :D
    rule 5.. soon it ll b american lingo.. so 4get bitsian lingo..
    rule 6.. i dont agree!

    neways all the best!! now dat ur counter is up, i ll nt visit ur blog unnecessarily! :D

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  12. @Avinash : kaha bhaiya hum to bahut boring zindagi jeete hain yaar ..tum to jaante ho ...yeh comments to tumhare encouragement k liye the ...aa jao yaar blogging main !!:)..khub zamega rang ...

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  14. @Danny bhai :Thanks bro for your auspicious presence ....
    1)sry my apologies but i could not include all the names i have equal respect for Rajnikanth,Bappi Da ,Mithun Da ,Anu Malik and the like !i hope u didnt mind :)
    2)Most certainly we crack high quality jokes but i guess i mentioned tht in the (Dis)Claimer ..'Mature' audiences !
    5)lets see ...i still got few more hurdles ...got to convince my mom tht i shall not be chasing chics in the US :P
    6)I agree !

    So cheers mate :) to 'reflection of perfection' (http://dannythereflectionofperfection.blogspot.com/...u got to pay me for publisizing ur blog !)and myself ...blogger in arms !!

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  15. Yo! welcome to blogging.... post some pics also on the blog.. PS and gen stuff...

    baki sab sahi .. atb!

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  16. @Abhishek : Thanks dude for the comments ...and yes i shall be posting pics too ..this is just the beginning !:)

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  17. Bhasin God!... Its a pleasure 2 c 1 f d stalwarts f our campus(more specifically apna BH3) 2 go ahead n grant us a peek into the unfathomable depths f d abyss dat iz u'r Mind.
    Dhanya hai is Vyaktigat-Jaal-Pryshth ke pathak jo aap ne yeh samajh Seva ka Shubh Karya shuru kar diya...

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  18. @unique ...bhai chakra ab iska matlab bhi samhja do !!:P

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  19. " व्यक्तिगत जाल पृष्ठ" का अर्थ है 'Personal Web Page' -- d closest Hindi analogy 2 Blog :D (This waz ofcourse my Brainchild!)
    The other Hindi terms are described below -
    पाठक - Readers
    समाज सेवा - Social Service
    शुभ कार्य - auspicious work

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  20. @unique .....God like chakra thanks for the explanation and for the encouragement !!

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  21. rule 2.. u must tell ppl wen 2 laugh.. coz most dumb guys who read our blogs dont get our high quality jokes! :D

    Danny is God, and here i am referring to Danny Boyle of .............. u know.....

    ya.. and Bhasin sahab! yoyo \m/

    and @ Chakra.. BH3 jitna tumhara hai utna hi hamara hai... :-/ BH3 BH4 bhai bhai remember! :-*

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  23. @KK ..I also think Danny is God ..i mean Danny of BITS G ..Mechanical (:P) ..btw thanks for ur encouragement KK ..

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